sexta-feira, 29 de maio de 2009

Beerspell

First let's make things clear!
I love Moonspell. And I love beer. And I've mixed these two parts throughout my life has a metalhead. So why shouldn't I mix them further?

I remember that a play on words, like the one that is about to follow, happened some years ago in
a mIRC chat room...maybe it happened at #moonspell...I don't recall where.
But fuck that anyway.

Again, this is supposed to be a parody, so if you don't have a sense of humor, you're free to GTFO.

With all respect for the Moonspell guys and all beer-mongers out there, here I go:


  1. "Beer... Almost Religious" – 1:07
  2. "Beerium" – 2:48
  3. "Abeer" – 3:06
  4. "For a Taste of Beer" – 3:53
  5. "Beer & Misery" – 3:48
  6. "A Poisoned Beer" – 5:34
  7. "Subeersion" – 2:44
  8. "Raven Beers" – 3:16
  9. "Beerphisto" – 4:58
  10. "Herr Biermann" – 4:35
  11. "Full Beer Madness" – 6:47
Some of the titles can even be worked in other different ways, hey, but you're free to try!

In each of your failures
I saw my victory
And each time you fall
A knife tattoos a smile
On my lips
You are now empty of life
And we are drunk...with beer

Beer & Misery, an Alt. Version of Ruin & Misery by Moonspell.

All lyrics and original art are the property and copyright of their owners.

You can't go wrong with Mimes

Aqui fica mais um dos comics mais velhotes.
Comic #5

quinta-feira, 28 de maio de 2009

Trying to reach a whole new level of FAIL!

Oh yeah!

Today is Baturday!!!


The FAIL shall sound eternal throughout the Cosmos.

Keep the Duck alive!!!

quarta-feira, 27 de maio de 2009

Come on, baby. Let's do the Twist!

Comic #19

Metal Awesomeness #2

Fucking Brutal Album from a fucking brutal band!

Entenda-se que isto é uma paródia e que...foda-se! Mas eu estou-me a justificar???

MORBID ANGEL!!!! \w/


1 - Awesome Rites
2- Suffocawesome
3 - Visions from the Awesome Side
4 - Maze of Awesomeness
5 - Lord of All Awesomeness and Bodacity
6 - Chapel of Awesomes
7 - Bleed for the Awesome
8 - Damnawesome
9 - Awesphemy
10 - Awesome Spells

Damage Done

Este comic foi o 4º que fiz, por isso já tem uns largos meses.
Ainda numa fase de experimentação. Agora, com as polémicas todas, já não faz tanto sentido...
...mas é isso que é non-sense.


Cantaloupe trousers, everyone!

terça-feira, 26 de maio de 2009

Metal Awesomeness #1


1 - Awesomened
2 - ...And Awesome For All
3- Eye Of The Awesome
4- Awesone
5- The Shortest Awe
6 - Harvester of Awesome
6 - The Awesome Ends of Sanity
7 - To Live is To Awe
8 - Awesome's Eve


Ana Frango

Sim. Agora é em português. Para não enjoar. Ou em "americaine", not enjoeite.

Obrigado a todos que comentaram :D Assim vale a pena. :D You guys speak in tongues o_O'
IIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiival!!!

Eu bem que gostaria fazer isto a toda a hora, mas pronto...a vida, a vida.
Ksafôda!!! :D
Desde que haja algum tempo e uma ideia estúpida, há-de haver sempre um comic ou uma imagem. E nem me importo que não seja minha.
Teh non-sense shall prevail!!!

Este é o comic nº 17...


Deslarguem os patos!!!

segunda-feira, 25 de maio de 2009

Unleash the ducks of HELL

Why "Release the Geese"? Why not?

I'll use this place to store my comics and other stuff.
Hope you enjoy it. Tell your friends about this.
Spread the word. Or smear.
If you don't have any friends, well, scare strangers on the street by screaming "Visit RELEASE THE GEESE" at them.

Here's a brand new comic for the inauguration.